Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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