Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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