coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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