belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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