I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
