why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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