Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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