I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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