If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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