Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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