Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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