Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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