Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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