I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
