Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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