Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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