I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We have so much sex to catch up on
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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