that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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