it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So squirting runs in the family.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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