there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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