Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
they need to just BURY HIM!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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