Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
only you would photoshop your dick
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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