just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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