Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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