Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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