My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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