Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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