let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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