so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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