dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Text me some of your sweat
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