No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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