By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I touched a dick in church today
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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