You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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