It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize