Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
No subtext here. People are naked.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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