We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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