I'm going to rape someone's good day.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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