i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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