Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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