Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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