gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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