You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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