I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
third nipple confirmed
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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