Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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