If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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