: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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