Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
As shirtless as possible
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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