Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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