like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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