Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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