im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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