yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Alive.
So much puke
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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