What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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