she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
