just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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