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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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